Maui Gold

This lady at work was talking about these pineapples she had in Hawaii called Maui Gold. I thought this was some kind of code word for good weed, or coke, or something illicit. It turns out it is really just a type of pineapple. That doesn't mean it shouldn't be used to describe the absolute best of something. I'll start by nominating this Sunday as the Maui Gold of auto racing. Formula One in the morning + Indy 500 in the afternoon + Coca Cola 600 in the evening = Maui Gold. I'm salivating thinking about that "pineapple" already.