Finally a question I am qualified to answer as a parent

Desmond was asking me what the Minnesota Vikings helmet had on it. I said either a viking horn or a viking. He then asked me what a viking was. So I told him they come from the land of the ice and snow from the midnight sun where the hot springs blow. And their hammer of the gods will drive their ships to new lands to fight the horde, singing and crying “Valhalla, I am coming!” In a few years I’ll be ready when he wants to know what a Living Loving Maid is.