Radio Obituaries

I was aware that newspapers often have their obituaries pre-written, but I heard the obituary for Milton Friedman on the radio the other day and started wondering if they pre-tape those things too. If they don't they should. And they should also get somebody w/ a voice that reminds you of death to read all of them too. The closer the reader is to death the better. Too bad Vincent Price is already dead, but I guess in that case I'll nominate Charlton Heston.