Unsolicited Advice

Say you're riding along in your minivan w/ your kids listening to the Sirius satellite radio. You're looking at what's on and see Frank Zappa on the Vault. You can't resist a Zappa deep cut so you flip over there to find the timeless classic Titties & Beer. At this point you need to change it to something else no matter what your rock and roll instinct is telling you. Just trust me. Oh and if some teenage girl makes a left turn in front of you and you have to slam on the brakes, let it go unless you want to hear an endless chorus of the word "fuckwad" repeated from the back seat.