Grasshoppers game

We went to the Grasshoppers game on Sunday. It was another game in the fabulous kids club package. I discovered a new area to watch the game. Below the playground where we spend most of our time, there is a smoking section. It's on the right field line and butts up against the visiting team's bullpen. You can see everything and it's right on top of the field. There was a dude out there w/ cornrows and 4 gold teeth giving the Sandgnats right fielder hell. No cursing, but good things like "it's time to retire if you can't hit this pitcher." A grasshoppers employee came out there and told him to cool it, so I pointed out to the employee that this Randy Moss look-a-like was helping the team more than he was and maybe he should give him the offical Grasshoppers polo shirt he was wearing. Later on the cops were spending some quality time talking to him. When they came back up the ramp, I asked them what he was doing and made the one hand talking motion. The cop nodded and I asked if that was against the law. About 10 seconds later Maria came back from putting the smoking section to use and told me Randy Moss wanted the cops to press charges b/c his tormentee had cursed at him. So let me apologize to those 2 police officers in this forum. Sorry for thinking you were trying to silence the people. Now can you take the boot off my car?