Ladies, Make Yourself 100% More Attractive
I'm surprised this isn't on the cover of Vogue or something like that, but I can make any woman instantly twice as attractive as she was before using my sure fire technique. Get a job as a sideline reporter for a sports telecast. Looking at this ranking of the sideline babes, I can't help but think that while they may be cute you wouldn't look twice if you saw any of them walking down the street. Obviously, that job (like being an air hostess in the 60's) makes you instantly more attractive.
posted by Dan Smith at
7:24 PM
2 Comments:
I'm glad you pointed this out. There seems to be a growing trend in sports blogs to fawn over these female sideline reporters (to wit, the whole "Would You Do..." tournament at The Big Picture) when they're not that hot. Erin Andrews is pretty, but she's also kind of gawky. I'm certainly not overwhelmed by her. The only explanation I can think of is that guys watch a lot of sports and since the sideline reporters get a lot of exposure during these games nowadays, guys will fall for them. But if they ever give the names of the cheerleaders, this trend will reverse.
9:04 PM
I know all about women who are 'two-faced.' I consider myself to be one of them.
9:58 AM
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