Lucky it's only a mile to my house

I went the Harris Teeter yesterday to pick up my lounger I "won" by doing most of my grocery shopping there. Anyway, I tried to put it in my front seat. It was too wide. I couldn't put the car in gear w/ that thing taking up half the car. It wouldn't fit in the back seat b/c the car seat is back there. It wouldn't fit in the trunk, so I had to take my cell phone charger and strap the trunk down w/ that and drive home w/ a big cardboard box sticking out of the back of my car. I'd curse the car, but it's paid for. The chair would have easily fit in the van, but I still have 3 more years to pay for that thing. The small car wins!